• Choosing a different garbage collector
• Eliminating common expressions
• Reducing the size of collections
• Adding RAM to the computer
• Reducing the number of String objects
• Increasing the size of the heap
• Monitoring the server
• Using state-of-the-art bottleneck identification tools
• Clustering to reduce overheads
• Reducing unnecessary communication overheads
• Reading in parallel
• Lazy initialization
• Speeding up the hardware

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